i am copyrighting the phrase Mystee Blackwood is a thief

i have decided if a lowlife like mystee blackwood can copyright her fake name, my new fake name will be mystee blackwood is a thief and i am going to copyright it. her fake blogs with her fake contests and her fake articles which she copies from magazines, cookbooks and other sites are as fake as her name, her address, her income, her family and everything else she lies about. she is like casey anthony. she could not tell you the truth if her life depended on it. she does not homeschool her four children. she only has custody of two of them and all their books were left at our house when she took off owing two months rent and utilities.just like their clothing and their toys. she is not book reviewing any more because i wrote the publishers and told them who she really was and now they dont send books to her. her children are placed in the locked yard for 4 or 5 hours a day while she fake blogs. i cant make this stuff up. i have witnesses. we are looking for her. i have told social security about her, social services, and the sheriffs dept. so we can get her kids away from her. they are living in a home full of roaches. everything she left, had to be burned.